So I've gone MIA with it being exam period and all but have found little bits to work on this. I anticipate, once exams are done, it will take me a good 2-3 days to 'fake' the database and fictionalize the teams. It'll probably also take me another 2-3 days to create all the new players for teams in new regions, as well as their junior teams and arenas/colors whatnot. Of course, I'm not going to spend a week programming EHM all day (I'm not that dedicated

) but I'll try and do a bit each day, so hopefully by June I'll have a decent version out. However, I might be able to post up an "alpha" version for anyone interesting in f'ing around in it in mid May after I've faked and fictionalized some of the players. That'll also open it up to a bit more criticism of some of the ratings as well as suggestions, etc. that would be helpful. You'd also get to see some of the logos I made. But again, I'm happy playing my Alphas and if no one likes it at least I do

.
I also got carried away last weekend with changing around some of the teams though. A study came out a week ago by someone not qualified to really do that kind of study- but whatever, it said Canada could support 12 NHL teams. Course that's all fantasy (even if we could we'd never get that many). But that's why we have fantasy games like EHM! So I added some more Canadian teams to the league up until it reached 12. I took out Saskatchewan and the Maritime teams and added one each to Toronto/Montreal/Vancouver as well as placing one in Hamilton. I'll update the league structure I have now as well as the new logos. Unfortunately it's long so if you don't care just skip it, it's all just mythos and hype kinda thing. Since it's a fictional database I sort sketched out a rough history in my head (on the can infact

) which I'll intersperse into the whole thing:
Prince of Wales Conference
O'Brien Division
- Boston Bruins
- Montreal Canadiens
- New York Rangers
- Quebec Nordiques
- Ottawa Senators
Norris Division
- Chicago Blackhawks
- Detroit Red Wings
- Minnesota North Stars
- St. Louis Blues
- Toronto Maple Leafs
Turner Division
- Calgary Flames
- Colorado Rockies
- Portland Cougars
- Los Angeles Kings
- Vancouver Lions
Sutherland Conference
Dutton Division
- Montreal Wanderers
- New York Americans
- Philadelphia Flyers
- Hamilton Tigers
- Washington Capitals
Hewitt Division
- Buffalo Sabres
- Cleveland Barons
- Milwaukee Bocks
- Pittsburgh Penguins
- Toronto St. Patricks
Patrick Division
- Edmonton Oilers
- San Jose Sharks
- Seattle Thunderbirds
- Vancouver Canucks
- Winnipeg Jets
In-game I doubt this text will show

. Unless I figure out a way to corrupt another language file (which I think is legal as it's a db file not the .exe) and replace it with the English language file =\ which I read Lazion once did but he either forgot or is uninterested in trying again (might've only been in Swedish too iirc). Whatever, well here's what they would be if I had them. You can see there's two opposed Conferences done NFL/AFL, NL/AL style as opposed to the 'geographical' one currently (which is really just Eastern Time Zone vs. Everything else). Each conference has an "Eastern", "Mid-Western" and "Pacific" division aprox. with similar structures and comparable cities in size and industry (and history). Each conference has 6 Canadian teams and 9 American teams though they fit unevenly into divisions. The two conferences themselves are named after the fictional 'trophies' in this league- the Prince of Wales Trophy (given to the winner of the eponymous conference) and the James T. Sutherland Memorial Trophy (likewise). Each division is named after a person in the NHL Hall of Fame 'Builders' category (
Ambrose O'Brien,
James E. Norris,
Lloyd Turner;
Red Dutton,
Foster Hewitt,
Lester Patrick)- you can wiki them if you really care, but basically they all contributed to the development of the NHL today.
James Sutherland is like, the father of hockey and pionereed alot of the rules we use today (and was a big part in forming the IIHF and developing Canada in hockey), so I decided to name the second conference's trophy after him.
The "in-league" history- without getting too detailed, essentially changes during WWII (hence the current fictionalized database!) In that time, the franchise owner of the
New York Americans, Red Dutton, briefly suspended the Americans franchise because most of his players had gone off to the war. He was President of the NHL at the time so all was fine and dandy, but he eventually resigned and gave Campbell the position. He intended to go back to GMing his team the Amerks and had a gentleman's agreement with the league to receive them back once the war was over, but when he made the call in 1946 the league rejected him. That led to a
famous curse being declared on the Rangers that wasn't broken until after died

. Anyway, for this database I just made up that rather than pout and fly off to Canada, Red decides to focus his energies into founding a new league to compete with the NHL. The NHL was always reluctant to expand (they were the last major league to) so it works out that they would just ignore this league for the first 10 years of its existence until it started cutting into their profits. This leads to an "Original Six" vs. "the Other Six" when Cleveland (a very successfully minor league team), Philadelphia (tried multiple times in the '50s to get a team), Pittsburgh (same deal), Montreal (a revived Maroons franchise), Toronto (a few other owners wanting another franchise) and New York (Dutton's Amerks) form the CHL (Continental Hockey League). Up until the '70s there's two co-existing leagues, with Dutton donating a trophy to the CHL and naming it after Sutherland. At first the NHL's indifferent, then by the early 60's a massive competition for expansion spots begin. They criss-cross cities- as you can tell by the way the conferences are set-up (LA/SJ in dif. conferences, two Vancouvers, etc.) This is jokingly called the "Cold War".
In 1971 a third league (WHA) emerges and by 1975 rising player salaries have almost killed professional hockey. With several teams in both leagues bankrupt and franchises duplicated in many places, Clarence Campbell and Red Dutton agree to hold talks on a potential merger or at least coordination of competition. After several summits, both eventually agree to a merger of both leagues. CHL teams will enter under their own conference, with several (but not all) to be dissoluded (the ones in NHL markets) and the CHL teams will help pay off some of the debt the league incurred. This causes the collapse of the WHA- of which three teams (Edmonton Oilers, Quebec Nordiques and Winnipeg Jets) all survived and joined the NHL confernece.
Fast-forward and we now have the current structure of the league! There's been some expansion, but I doubt any of you care and I don't know which teams expanded recently or not. That's just what I came up with, as I said, on the can tired after my exam. Here's the new logos:
Hamilton Tigers
Montreal Wanderers (quite proud of this one; borrowed the M from another guy on puckdrawn who'd done it originally as a retro Minnesota jersey. Has the colors of the original Wanderers and the Maroons as well as a W/M- the predecessors to this reincarnation of both (though named the Wanderers). In addition, it could also stand for West Montreal, which could refer to the West Island on Montreal where a lot of the teams fans would probably come from).
Toronto St. Patricks
Vancouver Lions
Also, I touched up the San Jose logo a bit. Found on hfboards.com a guy who juxtaposed the old and new Sharks logos, and with a bit of recoloring and shading I got this beaut:
And lastly (for today anyway) the
Milwaukee Bocks:
Incase you're confused as to What the Dickens a Bock is,
well it's this. A very clever reference to culture and brewing in Milwaukee (which no one probably cares about

). And it gave me an excuse to use one of my favourite logos- this is actually from the Quebec Citadelles, which were an AHL franchise that was meh, but the regiment within the Citadelle actually has a goat mascot. It was pretty cool symbolism but the Nordiques logo is way cooler imo. But I found a way to incorporate this one :' )
If you're wondering "What the Dickens, I don't want to play as 12 Canadian teams" I'd be happy to, if I ever actually get to finishing it, release a version with only 3 Canadian teams, 6 or my original 10 (or even 0 if you're a patriotic American who wants revenge for us always clamouring for me

). It doesn't take that long to fiddle with, but I'm not going to bother until the db is completely done. For interests sake, the Montreal Wanderers were the team the Maroons were built to replace and drew on Quebec's anglophone minority. In this fictional league I'm going to give them a low-ish market value in the db, but they draw mostly off of federalists, anglophones, bilinguals and new immigrants (they're much smaller in $ and market than the Canadiens still). The second Toronto team plays in downtown and just tends to drawn an assortment of fans who converted when they moved. The second Vancouver team was placed in the 'fictional league history' during the late '60s by the NHL. Like in real life, the NHL initially blocked attempts by Vancouver fans to enter into the NHL (which in real life led to a boycott and our eventual inclusion). However the CHL gladly gave a franchise to them (and so the Canucks were born!) The NHL decided the next year to hastily put together a Vancouver team, the Lions. The two franchises base their fanbases on opposite sides of the city- with the Canucks drawing mostly from the 'burbs, the Frasier Valley and the rest of B.C. while the Lions draw mostly from West Vancouver, North Vancouver and the Island (if you're familiar at all with Vancouver geography

).
Wish that was there main. Anyway I think that's fine for now. Next update hopefully I have less fluff and bs and more substance and testable things you guys can actually care about (though making up history is fun for me!)