The Official On-Ice & Off-Ice Stupidity thread

[archibalduk]

Ha! Now that is very tempting!

[philou21]

Hensel or Icetimer thread.

[batdad]

It now...officially must be done.


THE OFFICIAL PHILOU THREAD


Ah....patience and I am rewarded.

[philou21]

Mehh I don't like it much. You throw way more stupidity than I do though. Maybe you should be the one....could be the way to immortalize you here.

[batdad]

That was predictable. Got anything better?

[philou21]

Well instead of TheCanucksStuff we could immortalize Mgsports. The Mgsports thread, where everything and anything doesn't make sense!

[archibalduk]

The "Hi It's Canucks Stuff Thread"

[batdad]

THat would definitely fit with the on ice stupidity part...the Canucks do alot of dumb on ice stuff. However...off ice? They appear to be fairly normal and calm. Unlike some teams.

[archibalduk]

This is brilliant!

[Manimal]

Awesome!

[batdad]

LOL Phaneuf target. No shooting zone, No Brodeur zone. and lookout Hossa zone. Can tell the age of this guy, or the Duchesne offside buffer would be the NYSTROM off side buffer.

And for Philou---Not that Nystrom....BOB Nystrom NYI.

[MWE]

Did anyone see the video of that Lithuanian kid throwing his stick at the ref?

[philou21]

Thanks for the link Archi I saw it on TV yesterday but couldn't find it, this is awesome!

And batdad....why? I don't care.

[Primis]

I like the image, but the original is still the best IMHO:



As you can tell from the references, it's from... a while ago. The Hasek and Stefan references are goolllddd.

[Animal31]

So Im not sure if this counts, but I was at the heat game today, wasnt really paying attention, and the puck was shot over the glass and landed in my hand
so...yeah

[philou21]

More like off-ice luck. Or you would have ended up like Crosby.

[Primis]

So Im not sure if this counts, but I was at the heat game today, wasnt really paying attention, and the puck was shot over the glass and landed in my hand
so...yeah

Man. I've been going to hockey games since the mid-1980's and have never gotten a puck. Ever. And yet I have friends that have gone like once and gotten one. My own kids have only been to a few and have gotten a couple (though one was given by a player).

[Animal31]

More like off-ice luck. Or you would have ended up like Crosby.

It miiiiiiiiight have broke my thumb

[Saapas]

When I was young and my dad took me to a hockey game I used to run around the rink looking for pucks, more than watch the actual game

[batdad]

LOL you have to love Steve Ott

[philou21]

Pouhahaha never saw that yesterday! Good for him he got his ass kicked by Bouillon.

[archibalduk]

LOL you have to love Steve Ott

Haha! That's brilliant! He's the kind of guy who you love to have on your team and hate to play against (I was thinking the same about David Ling the other day).

[batdad]

David Ling? You must be talking grass hockey....in skirts...NHL players eat that guy alive for a snack

[archibalduk]

Urgh David Ling in a skirt is not a pleasant thought. He's hardly a pretty picture - even for a hockey player!!!

[archibalduk]

This is quite funny if you can be bothered reading it all: http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2013/5 ... ere-its-at

It's all about one man's quest to wind up Patrick Kane when the Hawks played the Wings!