The Official On-Ice & Off-Ice Stupidity thread

[Círyatan]

I love that line: "not versed in appliances". I fear that might exclude the toaster.

[philou21]

I mean coke bottles not beer? LOL.

Well at least he seems like a serious young man. Not like Richard, Carter or Doughty. He isn't serious though in cleaning his place.

[batdad]

And they are all tied in Stanley Cup Championships. So what is your point Philoungo? I highly dought Doughty has clean aparment either. (Doubt spelled incorrectly on purpose). As for Carter and Richards...if you can party your way to what 2 SCF in 4 years and win one...all the more power to you.

[philou21]

Well it was you who was complaining about those last year when they had it rough in the season saying they were always drunk.

[batdad]

They were. And Carter widdling me off because he is on my pool team. But.....if you are drunk when you win the Stanley Cup....good for you.

[Danny]

yes I stole those somewhere else

[philou21]

He doesn't seem to eat KD or some junk though. Not a reliable source.

[batdad]

Awesome story. Kind of fits in this thread Couple of funny lines, especially about Kevin Lowe, and the gap in the teeth....being for his brother's book. LOL. Stories like this are fun and hilarious and of course a regular occurance in the NHL. And with Stevens history? FLu? Yeah sure. Probably did have the same bug.

[Círyatan]

Really nice read, that one. Now tell me where to get this book in Poland.

[YZG]

Really nice read, that one. Now tell me where to get this book in Poland.

Surely you can order it from Amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_ ... an+pronger

- YZG

[Círyatan]

Not really affordable. Thanks anyway.

[archibalduk]

I'm very tempted to get his book. Looks like a good read. The British Amazon only sells the Kindle version, but I personally prefer reading real books rather than using a tablet. I might see if my local bookshop can order it in at a reasonable price (shipping from the US Amazon takes a month unless you pay extra).

[B. Stinson]

I got quite a laugh out of this one. I'm guessing it's old news, but it's new to me ...

[philou21]

Yeah there was a photo from him circulating around the internet where he was joking about this sequence.

[batdad]

Not stupidity really, well maybe....but made me laugh

[Loosie]

Not stupidity really, well maybe....but made me laugh

I saw that this morning, that's hilarious.

[archibalduk]

Brilliant!

Another one posted on the OOTP Forums is this brilliant montage of Dion Phaneuf. He starts off as a happy player full of potential, and then his expression changes as soon as he ends up on the Leafs! The last image is brilliant.

[YZG]

Haha! I actually love the last from Calgary and first from Toronto. The hint of sad despair in the eyes is priceless. "What?? I'll move to Toronto?? Aawww... yes I did..."

Actually, if you check the Leafs' page, most of the smiling players, are those pictured in another uniform. Wonder why...

[batdad]

This is hilarious

[philou21]

This isn't something we see really often.

[Danny]

Haha amazing, loving it, greatest ref mock ever

Imagine the fine if that happened in the NHL. Must be on the same level like saying something bad about the Pens or so.

[batdad]

LOL I know its awesome. But philou--we see blind guys walking on the ice all the time. Just they are wearing skates and black and white striped shirts. This is nothing new.

[Danny]

ONE OF THEM IS WEARING #48 IN BLACK AND GOLD !!!!1

[batdad]

Now now. His last name is Bourque. He cannot be all that bad.

[philou21]

Maybe you're right haha