Owing to the enormous popularity of last year's NHL Regular Season Thread, we have decided to split the discussion for this season into three threads. We hope that by doing this we will be able to encourage greater discussion and build upon the popularity of last season's discussion. We're going to give it a trial run - if things work fine then we'll stick with it. If they don't then we'll merge it all back into one thread.

Here is how it is going to work:
1) Official 10-11 NHL Eastern Conference Regular Season Thread - Use this thread to discuss anything relating to Eastern Conference Teams.
2) Official 10-11 NHL Western Conference Regular Season Thread - Use this thread to discuss anything relating to Western Conference Teams.
3) Official 10-11 NHL League-Wide Regular Season Thread (this thread) - Use this thread to discuss anything that relates to the NHL in general. In other words, it's not specific to any particular team/conference/division.
The general idea is that the majority of discussion will take place in the Eastern and Western discussion threads. In most cases, discussion will fall within one or the other. For example, if you want to post something about the Buffalo Sabres then post it in the Eastern discussion thread.
We're not going to be strict in policing within which thread a user chooses to post. For example, if you want to discuss a game involving both a Western and an Eastern team (e.g. LA Kings v New York Rangers) then you may put it in either the Western or Eastern thread - just use your best judgement.

The NHL League-Wide Thread is more of a general thread to discuss league-wide issues and topics. Things like a particular game/team/player wouldn't fall within this thread.
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Original message by Batdad:
Anyone want Corey Schneider? Boy did he get ventilated by a bunch of Oiler stiffs last night. But...Bieksa, Ballard, O'Brien, Rome did not exactly look like NHLers. Oh and Mikhael Samuelsson was -5. Ugh.
Anyway prediction time for me:
1. Maple Laffs sign Brendan Morrison, who after a great camp in Vancouver goes in the tank and scores 20 points. BTW--Jody Shelley gets 21.
2. Antti Niemi absolutely stones everyone during the regular season, but somewhere during the summer he picked up Shark disease--and allows 19 goals in 4 games in the first round of the playoffs and the Sharks get knocked out by the 7th place Western Conference finisher===Calgary Flames. Of those 19 goals, Olli Jokkinen scores exactly 0. Meanwhile, Jody Shelley scored 2 goals in the Flyers first round. He actually gets some PP time, replacing James Van Riemsdyk.
3. Dustin Byfuglien leads the Atlanta Thrashers in Goals, Plus Minus and Alcohol intake. Not to hard to do on a team like that. Shelley had more goals with 10.
4. Brett Favre (of course--what else can you write in 4...Favrety favre?) Is that Shelley's number?
5. In January Alex Tanguay gets traded...to Philadelphia. Where he plays on the 2nd line with Jody Shelley. In return the Flames get .... nothing.
6. The Canucks whine and complain about how they had 10 NHL Defencemen signed to contracts, yet can only ice 5 healthy ones from January on. Oh...and Sami Salo is one of the healthy ones. Oh-oh. Gillis inquires about Jody Shelley saying he is a perfect match for the Sedins.
7. Edmonton trades disgruntled centre Shawn Horcoff to Toronto for Toronto's 1st round pick in 2012 and first round pick in 2013. Brian Burke says Horcoff will be the bestest player evah.
8. Leafs make playoffs.---um yeah right
9. Milan Lucic kicks the living daylights out of Jody Shelley in the first Flyer-Bruins game. However, Lucic i slost to the Bruins with 8 broken knuckles and a twisted elbow. Shelley, scores a Gordie Howe hatrick leading the Flyers to a 2-0 win.
10. Phoenix Coyotes training camp tryout Kyle Wellwood gets caught up in a drug sting. But...he was not really involved. Just never left Burger King.
11. Conference Standings
East
1. Washington
2. Pittsburgh
3. Buffalo
4. Philadelphia
5. New Jersey
6. Tampa Bay
7 Boston
8. Carolina
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9. Ottawa
10. Montreal
11. Atlanta
12. NY Rangers
13. NY Islanders
14. Florida
15. Atlanta
West
1. Vancouver
2. San Jose
3. Detroit
4. Chicago
5. Los Angeles
6. St Louis
7. Calgary
8.Anaheim
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9. Phoenix
10. Colorado
11. Nashville
12. Dallas
13. Edmonton
14. Minnesota
15. Columbus